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I Live Behind the Couch

by Kyle Justin

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I LIVE BEHIND THE COUCH

Don't question my necessity.
Feed me, I survive on just rice and beans.
Eager to see the world beyond this couch,
but you neglected me, trapped me ...
...and killed me

So now I'm bitter and I have rage.
In return, I bestow the title Nintendo dork
A small penance, for you returned me my life.
But I'm sick of hearing you rant and pontificate, forgetting to.....
...feed me

Don't question me.
Nintendo dork.
I live behind the couch.
Don't question me.
Nintendo dork.
I live behind the couch.
I live, I live, I live behind the couch.

My space may be small, but I call it home.
Cause I don't need much, just a place to lay my head.
And I got my posters and a couple albums.
A new hat would be nice, but at least give me something to eat.

Cause I want to be in front of the couch someday.
I need to eat really healthy.
Some vegetables and some chicken noodle soup.
Maybe I should go jogging, nevermind, jogging's too hard. I'm sweating like an animal.
You fucking Nintendo dork.

Don't question me.
I live behind the couch.
I want to be in front of the couch.
Take a stroll to the side of the couch,
and maybe even look out a window.
Can I get a burrito?
Fuck there’s a pesky mosquito.
I live behind the couch.

I live, fucking Nintendo dork.
I live, fucking Nintendo dork.
I live, I live behind the couch.
I live behind the couch.
Fucking Nintendo dork.
I live behind the couch.

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released May 3, 2013
Kyle Justin

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